March 2012
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
10 minutes go by
Mom: Are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes.
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel.
February 2012
New Sex Position
geraldineey:
anhngocle:
anabellaa:
rabenacohmalani:
hellokolinna:
tracydeeee:
It’s called the wild bull.
Put your lady on all 4’s, put your chest on her back, then a couple mins into doing it, whisper another woman’s name into her ear and try stay on for 30 secs k.
AHAHAHAHHAHA.
Why am I laughing so hard. omg.
omfg
LOLOLOL
LMFAO. You’ll die in 5.
siriusblackisababe:
cocksandklainebows:
candycoateddoom:
nevillelongbadass:
themischief:
I LITERALLY JUST CLAPPED THIS
wow
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
