ACAB
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Cops:
That's illegal to possess. I'll be taking that.
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Cops:
Speeding is illegal. That's what I sped up to your car to tell you.
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Cops:
You can't use a phone will driving! Now I'm going to go run your plates on my dashboard laptop.
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Cops:
*points gun at you* PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON!
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Cops:
*throws you to ground* *punches you in the head* STOP RESISTING!
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Cops:
If it weren't for us, anybody could just rob, rape, or kill you! *takes all the money in your house, rapes and kills you*
GoT - Khal Drogo & Daenerys Targaryen
MY HEART
The end is near
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
(Source: 2000ish)
hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
(Source: sigh-borg)
boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to be plot relevant
Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.
Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!
(Source: babymounsta)
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY PREVIEW
I love today so much
I knew you’d come back to me someday. I never stopped believing in you.
*crying*
